DFW Departure

When you came early and have to sit in the corner

I went on a date the other day? Dude had a DFW Departure, so I ghosted him after.

by 6BD February 6, 2025

King County Police Department

A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.

* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?

by fuckinOGsnazzle November 9, 2018

Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin

“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”

by gman91478 November 30, 2018

Dip and Departure

When you dip your balls in your girls ass then departure from her asshole.

Brady: dips balls in hot sauce for a spicy surprise

Liv: put it in daddy
Brady: Bet Jew

Liv: Screams in pain
Brady: departures
Liv: Fuck he just dip and departure

by Ethsplumbing April 9, 2019

Laces fire department

Not useful at all

The laces fire department is not use full at all

by 330 mill October 9, 2020

Laces fire department

Not useful at all

The laces fire department is not use full at all

by 330 mill October 9, 2020

Anti-Personnel Department

More accurate descriptor for the Human Resources, HR, or Personnel Departments in many companies.

After Bill got really sick, the Anti-Personnel Department found an excuse to fire him, and cancel his medical insurance, because he had turned up late for work a couple of times..

by Naughty Daddy February 18, 2021