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COVID-Desperate

When the plans you made before the pandemic eased now suck but you made them because you were desperate to do anything after lockdown.
we are literally only going away with your parents because we were Covid-Desperate…wish we were doing something else now.
by lucozadesnort September 10, 2021
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3 despes

“I only wanted 3 despes”
by 3 despes November 23, 2021
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Johnny Depped

To have the tip of your finger sliced off
Billy was gonna bartend this weekend, but he got Johnny Depped with a steak knife. I don't think he's gonna make it in.
by RicoSloppay May 12, 2022
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Johnny Depped

Being sexually assaulted by an inanimate object, such as a glass bottle, like Amber Heard accused Johnny Depp of doing during their trial.
I hear he got arrested after he Johnny Depped a drunk girl last night. Luckily he also has JD' lawyer so he should be able to thoroughly discredit her.
by Nihilistic May 18, 2023
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Nostalgic Desperation

When bands get forgotten about and become obsolete, so they get back together for "one more tour"... maybe release an album that doesn't hold up.

You'll buy the album and you'll go to the concert... that's when you realize it isn't ever going to be the way you remember.
I had to face the nostalgic desperation of Jane's Addiction getting back together, releasing an album, doing a tour and still not being as great as they used to be.
by Iscariom January 30, 2024
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hugh despensor

A joke where one person says "Imagine if _____ married Hugh Despensor..."
Then the other person says "_____ DESPENSOR!!!!!"
Person 1: "Imagine if Lava married Hugh Despensor..."
Person 2: "LAVA DESPENSOR!!!!!"
by Babadebababa May 3, 2024
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hugh despensor

A joke where one person says 'Imagine if _____ marries Hugh Despensor...' and the other person replies with '_____ DESPENSOR!!!'
Person 1: 'Imagine if Semen married Hugh Despensor..."
Person 2: 'SEMEN DESPENSOR!!!!!'
by Lordnahtanoj May 4, 2024
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