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Release the demons

Couldn't focus on work, had to release the demons to get back on track.
by For the love of Pete September 15, 2021
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seimen demon

your nice penis when you have an orgasm your seimen demon explodes
coach is going to invert my seimen demon
by landin porson March 7, 2019
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demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.
Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*
by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017
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DL demon

mar/uknown is known as a DL DEMON
uknown is known as a DL DEMON
by vcarp September 27, 2023
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Demon Pension

Another word for Semen Retention; Males retaining their semen during sexual intercourse. Just like a pension, you're saving it all up for a greater and more meaningful investment.
Man: " Yo Jemit, I made her cum twice and still made sure my shit was on demon pension"

Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"
by bramptonshordy June 1, 2020
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summoning demons

When you are throwing up after a night of drinking.
Dude! I heard you last night summoning demons in the bathroom!
by Freschey October 15, 2018
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Bandit the demon

The monster of every universe (bad oc mde by an idiot) he is an anti-hero; not good or bad; neutral, he has over 13,000 au's. He is an scientist
by Bandit the demon October 6, 2020
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