wank o' clock

The specific time in a day when someone wanks every day

gary- it's 4 o'clock, better go wank
george- what?
gary- it's wank o' clock

by little b November 8, 2012

real o'clock

The time at which things become imminently intense.

"She went off the birth control without telling him, it's about to get real o'clock"

by SirUrcela April 21, 2014

9' O clock Cock

Morning wood or a penis that is 9 inches when erect.
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning

Roomate 1: "Hey there, you don't seem yourself, what's up?"
Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."

by Sweptimus March 14, 2015

ahole o'clock

That time of day when someone is being an asshole.

It must be ahole o'clock! Andy needs a Snickers bar for sure!

by GotMochi March 20, 2015

Swedish Alarm Clock

When a girl wakes up her man by sucking his dick.

"How was your birthday?"
"Awesome! Started by waking up to the Swedish Alarm Clock!"

by downtownphxguy May 13, 2015

Rock Around the Clock

A business that stays open for 24 hours.

I need some smokes. Does 7/11 rock around the clock?

by CaanHammertime May 23, 2015

Las Vegas Alarm Clock

Waking up your partner by performing oral sex on them.

Karla gave Joey a Las Vegas Alarm Clock for his birthday.

by PainfulTruths October 22, 2017