quick crap

Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed.

I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my date home. That Mexican food really hit me hard.

by Adam (______) The Person January 2, 2009

Crap Dusting

Let one rip right before leaving a store and be sure to do a lap around the perimeter to tickle the nostrils of all the unlucky patrons.

"Dude, i just crap dusted the shit out of Blockbuster"

"what the hell is crap dusting?"

by BlumpkinAftermath January 3, 2009

absolute crap

Just like crap, but much worse.

Lil Wayne's music is absolute crap.

by pencilfencil September 1, 2013

coffee crap

The bowel movement you just had which was highly motivated, driven, and/or inspired by the cup of coffee you drank less than an hour ago.

Somehow, I don't get coffee craps when I drink decaf.

by kanephan February 12, 2007

a bit crap

Something Brits or Anglophiles like to say to express disagreeablilty of something.

That new Sonic Death Monkey album is a bit crap.

by FlawlessWalrus July 12, 2006

rap is crap

Smart people don't listen to rap music. Why ? Because it's crap...

Give me a good reason to idolize Tupac, Snoop, or Dre. They do not speak my language, we don't share the same ideals... we don't even have the same eye-colour. I think their dances are tribal, their image stinks, and their girls are afterall biatches.

Rap is a plague. We, "the crackers", are tired of their parade of blinks and links on MTV.

PS: Ask 50cent if has any idea what represents # in music.
PS: Rap is crap.

by NoMemory May 26, 2006

Jap Crap

Any Asian import that finds it hard to create more then 260hp with out the aid of a turbo. (All of them!)

Look at that Jap Crap, Even with TURBO it couldn't take my GTO!

by Big Dow August 26, 2003