cotains

co·tain (ko-tn) co·tained, co·tain·ing, co·tains

To have within; hold.
To beat up the other QA guy over a mis-spelling.

Jon can hardly cotain his anger after that e-mail from Kevin.

by JWT January 7, 2005

Cottage Creamer

A girl who is so fat, she cums cottage cheese!

I got totally beasted on last night. She was a real cottage creamer.

by gooh!!! December 25, 2007

Cottage

A fine modern gentleman.

Hey look theres Cottage! Isn't he dashing?!

by Cottage8167765432 January 13, 2011

Cottage

3 handles a week,smoke everyday, and home to the goofiest fuck around, flounder.

jameson irish whiskey

by gray February 23, 2003

cottage

a dump that kids get fucked up in and get laid all the time by hot bitchs. Blunts booze n broads are always found in the shithole.

burnham i am gonna fuck you up bitch n then tap that girl doggy style.

by boodha February 25, 2003

Cottage

A) Flounder
B) Grayhee

by Dick Handler February 23, 2003

cottage

baby storage centre

:R Kellys taken my baby
:don't worry we can pop down the cottage latter and pick you up another one

by gavin September 28, 2003