concertainty

A way of spelling the word "concerned" to scare people who have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

"they look concertainty upon laying their eyes on the dead body.."
"What?"
(guy with Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by kid who likes dani September 22, 2023

concensus

A term for what most people think of da occasional-survey bu**s**t dat da government burdens us with.

Da general concensus is dat said invasive once-every-few-years drudgery is merely a "feel-good fake" perpetrated by selfish/stingy government bureaucrats, since it usually neither serves any useful purpose nor ever results in any noticeable/significant economic or lifestyle improvements for John Q. Public.

by QuacksO October 27, 2023

concert cougar

someone that goes to a lot of concerts

Jazz went to ten concerts. He’s such a concert cougar!

by pookiebear1298 November 2, 2023

Concentration Camp

Nothing to do with the holocaust. It refers to the hotel or premises a football/soccer team is installed in for a period of time. Sometimes also used to refer to the training ground as an extension of the place itself.

Fifa is corrupt.

Why?

Because during the world cup it’s always the europeans that get the best concentration camps. We have the ones where you can hear the rival fans yelling outside at 2 am.

by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 14, 2023

concert butt

Concert butt is the nervous, emergency diaharrea feeling you get when standing in line to go onto a rollercoaster and you’re terrified of roller coasters

Or
When you are at a concert, the band takes the stage and you’re so excited !! Then the 911 emergency projectile diaharrea feeling sets in.

That’s the meaning of Concert Butt

Hey Ma, are you going to wear an adult diaper to the concert tonight? I would hate for you to have concert butt again, do you remember how mad people were because you didn’t change your pants? Just a heads up 👍🏼

by Queen Babs March 14, 2024

Cocnern

The concern for cock youth or vitality as men age into their twilight years.

Friend, " Hey you should date him! He's handsome. "
Emily, " I don't know... I have cocnern about him. What if he's too old to get it up anymore? "

by A wondering strange man April 4, 2024

Cocncerned

When you are so concerned about something/somebody that your kok gets hard!!

"I am so cocncerned about Jerry, I have not seen him in a while"

by toadeater93 June 5, 2024