comper

Comper - noun. Nerd slang for a computer. This term originated from a common typo present in emails sent from slow school computers. The exact origin is uncertain; however, the head of Sidwell Friends School's Computer Club, David Winton, claims to have created the term in a club email.

TO: Students
Subject: Comper Club meeting tomorrow after school
Body: There will be a meeting after school tomorrow where we discuss the future of the comper club. Remember to bring in the specs of your current compers.

by David Winton June 1, 2007

computerplaegic

Refers to adults that are paralized at the sight of a computer; also those who are terrified at the thought of using a computer.

Technophobes; Anti-Geek

Having taken pity on his computerplaegic father, the 12 year-old helps him with his laptop.

by E. Irvin Fischer February 6, 2008

Computer Snag

Using a temporarily open computer even though you know that someone was using it and will return momentarily.

My brother got pissed because I computer snagged him.

by commanderpoop May 18, 2009

Computer callous

A computer callous is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.

It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.

A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.

Hoshit, I've been on the computer so long I've aquired a computer callous.

by Hollydollie August 21, 2009

compnerd

the nickname of someone who just won't get off of the stupid computer. a.k.a. geek, psychopath

Josh: "Hey Kurt, wanna go play some basketball?"

Kurt: "Naw, I'm staying on the computer. This chatroom is totally fantabulous!"

Josh: "Wow, you're such a compnerd."

by teamvolturi December 24, 2009

Comper Swift

A plane model that is literally impossible to build

Mr. Knuth asked us to build a comper swift... FUCK THAT

by Hitman1914 April 27, 2010

copter shock

the action of using a flying assault vehicle while playing an online multiplayer game to devastate opposing players. This action isn't restricted to online multiplayer matches; a game's npcs can also copter shock during its campaign or extra missions. To rain down punishment from the sky.

I can't believe that jerk copter shock(ed) us to wiin the match!

by Omnivoe August 30, 2010