Ill of the cold

Very pretentious and twatty way of sayin "I'm not well"

OR
Very pretentious and twatty way of expressing displeasure at wintery weather.

"Oh dear, I'm feeling ill of the cold"
OR
"I am ill of the cold outside"

by Phil McAvity 1234567 February 25, 2013

cracking a cold one

An activity, done by males, in which a beer or refreshing drink in a can is opened. This is done by a group of people (better known as "the boys")

(Typically done on a Saturday)

Girlfriend: "Want to go shopping?"

Me: "No, I'm going to be cracking a cold one with the boys today!"

by Saturdaysarefortheboys June 15, 2017

Cold Steele

A no life nerd who spends 23 hours of his day RuneCrafting on RuneScape and 30 minutes sleeping. He claims to be a big time football player but how can you be when you consintly are "breaking ur bones" (not true) and giving that reason on why your on RuneScape 24/7. He never talks to his friends unless they have a high rank in something.

timmy: Hey dude, did you pull a cold steele yesterday? john: yeah dude, i sat at my comp til my eyes dried out from runecrafting for 5 days then my friend i knew for 3 years tried talking to me and i turned my private chat off! :D i feel so e-cool.

by phillyfann September 9, 2009

colder than a well digger's asshole

extremely cold and dark.

"Daaaaammmmn...it's colder than a well digger's asshole out there!!"

by Well Digger September 1, 2011

ball shrinking cold

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.

Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.

by Genna May 4, 2004

cold case

A show on CBS where a criminal investigation re-ignites because of some new lead or perhaps by request (A cold case). The show then goes like this:

1. The crew of investigators find the person that looks most suspicious, and come up to them with arms crossed, circling them in the "we know what you did" kind of way and insinuate that they are murdering bastards, at which point suspicious person dumps suspicion onto another person, presenting a motive or scenario that makes you say "oh, I get it, it's that other dude". Repeat 14 times until they find the real criminal, episode ends.

"So, Shady McStabbinsworth, we hear you were angry after getting beat in that tennis match."

"Not as much as the Team Captain, girl who beat me stole her boyfriend and was an expert in whatever thing was used to murder the victim."

"Oh, we'll go talk to them."

- Cold Case

by Blargh56q65257 August 16, 2006

cold glass of shut the hell up

Something you serve to people who talk shit. Sometimes it is something you serve before a can of whup or whoop ass(which ever you prefer.)

You talk a lot of shit, how about a nice cold glass of shut the hell up. If you keep it, I'll open up a can of whoop ass.

by gregg francois June 11, 2006