council house breakfast

Having a cig and a cup of tea for breakfast

‘Ay look, Jonny down the road is up for his council house breakfast already!’

by Gangshxt February 22, 2019

Conundrablem

A problem within a conundrum; as if the conundrum was not enough: now it's not even a proper conundrum anymore. It contains an additional problem.

Also, further (Blem)ish within a preexisting problem.

Your conundrablem renders itself unsolvable.

by Lilith Iscariot September 12, 2019

comungent

To be grumpy or a killjoy.

She was very "comungent" in the way she spoke.

by The English Speaker July 8, 2020

Council Fighting Vest

Any vest worn as an outer garment and usually found in abundance on northern council estates or in sub-standard Spanish holiday resorts such as Benidorm and Magaluf. Is usually seen sporting the last three day’s worth of meals down the front and the usual greeting from the wearer will be “What are you looking at?”, or what’s your problem?”.

Don’t make eye-contact, there’s two pikey’s in council fighting vests heading towards us!

by Mr Zinger November 26, 2020

Council Bluffer

An inhabitant of Council Bluffs, IA, who possesses physical and/or behavioral attributes stereotypical of a Council Bluffs resident. They can be distinguished from the pack by their affinity for embellished clothing, aloof attitude towards anyone who doesn’t resemble a microwaved Twinkie, and love for dual-colored vehicles.

I saw Kate’s stepmom last weekend! She was walking out of Walmart wearing embellished jeans, Midriff turtleneck, and her stepdaughter’s platform sandals; she is such a Council Bluffer.

by Fane Jonda February 1, 2021

coruna walrus

Another term for covid-19

Person a:Hey! Make sure to wear your mask you don't want to catch coruna walrus anytime soon.
Person b: Oh sorry! Almost forgot, thank you

by ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっI attac u February 15, 2021

Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021