Papa Clumsy

smurf hell bent on attacking and locating little children when they least expect it.

oh no papa clumsy raped me

by BlackSEXYMAN June 13, 2022

clamshellz

The new, avant-garde way of saying the word "old." Originates from the fact that clams have shells. Also spelling words with 'z's just makes them that much cooler. For more emphasis, try using it in capitals, i.e.: CLAMSHELLZ. Remember, never EVER separate the two words, as some cultures find the separated words extremely offensive.

OK Go's dancing, sadly unlike Alex Kapranos, will never grow CLAMSHELLZ.

by elfinspacecadet September 15, 2008

chumsac

the act of being a dirty sac. being rude to your closest homies, and sometimes sac doesnt decribe the way you feel to your buddies about them stealing your girlfriend.
so use chumsac!

"dude, i hooked up with your girl." "WTF YOU CHUMSAC!?!?!?!?"

by creator of sac January 30, 2008

Clamshamphoree

A large assortment of miscellaneous items.

Bundled together without order.

Women often have a clamshamphoree of shoes.
Rowan had a clamshamphoree of ingredients in her salad.

by FreeStyler1777 August 19, 2008

Clumfort

1 - Being clumfortable. - Clumsy comfort. Feeling comfortable despite having achieved comfort by accident or lack of preparation.

A falls off second story onto a pickup truck full of pillows.

B: You okay buddy?

A: Yeah, I was a little shaken up but this is kinda clumfly.

Clumfort.

by MimefromLondon April 1, 2009

clumberflux

noun,

1. Great surprise or amazement.
2. A cause of amazement; a marvel.

He was in a state of clumberflux.

by chris16458 November 17, 2009

Clamshouter

The description given to a woman who shouts obscenities while you are eating our her clam (puss).

While he was down carpet munching on her clam she let loose with the biggest clam shout that he had ever heard. He didn't realize that he was with a world class Clamshouter.

by NoLuck December 17, 2009