The new, avant-garde way of saying the word "old." Originates from the fact that clams have shells. Also spelling words with 'z's just makes them that much cooler. For more emphasis, try using it in capitals, i.e.: CLAMSHELLZ. Remember, never EVER separate the two words, as some cultures find the separated words extremely offensive.
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A congenital deformity in which the buttocks can open up like the shells of a clam, with anus inside as a clam would be inside clamshells.
He dropped his shorts and then made everyone in the locker-room pass out from the sight of his clamshell anus.
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This sealed plastic dome causes many Americans to injure themselves in a magical rage, as there is no way to conventionally open the package with bare hands.
Even with scissors one can find themselves busting a blood vessel trying to free the product imprisoned in the case of failure.
This sealed plastic dome causes many Americans to injure themselves in a magical rage, as there is no way to conventionally open the package with bare hands.
Even with scissors one can find themselves busting a blood vessel trying to free the product imprisoned in the case of failure.
Nathan couldn't get his headphones out of the clamshell packaging, and he resorted to biting and tearing until he split open his lip.
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This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.
Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.
Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.
Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.
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They are a clayshelled couple.
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