( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society
When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.
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Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.
Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.
Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.
Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.
"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.
Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.
Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.
"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.
"I win!"
"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.
Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.
Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.
"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.
"I win!"
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