childrenless fathers

1. Fathers that lost their children through Family Court; 2. Child Support process; 3. Baby-mama drama.

Childrenless Fathers

by The Sentinel Inceptionator July 11, 2016

Child’s lock

How quickly someone clenches their bum when someone fingers them. Normally a straight males preforms the act as a joke

Damn he has a good child’s lock, he clenched right away when I stuck them in him!

by Type1boi May 25, 2019

Childrem

You spelt Children wrong dumbass

John: Childrem
Muhammed: Aaa yeah that's the big Funny JOhN

by Cooper King September 4, 2019

Childize

To treat someone as a child or younger than their mental age. Essentially every time someone treats neurodivergent people as children.

Jon tends to childize Mary for still playing with stuffed animals. Mary might kill Jon for being inconsiderate.

by chillbro45 March 14, 2021

Child support

Whilst fucking a pregnant woman, you fuck her deep enough to reach the unborn child.

Hey, yknow my pregnant girlfriend mick?
Yeah what about her?
I gave her a child support

by Djfhahdbgn November 13, 2022

oreo children

Mixed children

Jackie; I want Oreo children.

Mike; What's that?

Jackie; Mixed children. I want my children to be mixed with black and white.

by IAmMya April 14, 2014

Starbucks Child

A child who drains all the life out of their parents wallet by ordering the most expensive thing on the menu to make them look "swagilicious". Often seen in groups of bitchy 12 year olds.

Delila- "OMG LOOK WHAT I GOT IT IS A TRENTA MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO WITH 4 PUMPS OF CARAMEL"
Summer- "OMG THAT IS SO SWAGGY, LETS PUT IT ON OUR SNAPCHAT"
Onlooker- "ew starbucks child"

by jammydodgers66 December 24, 2014