Childrenitis

When one or multiple children of your own or others are present.

" The kids have left, I have temporarily cured myself of childrenitis!"

by Mista Parx January 12, 2010

child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause

"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

childionare

The word childionare pronounced "chil-dion-are" is an english word used to describe a parent who is rich with love an affection for their offspring/s. The are extremely proud and deem their offspring as great wealth.

I am a childionare.

The childionare works extremely hard and smart to secure a sound future for his/her children
A childionare once said, the best and most consistent gift a parent can give to a child is their time and attention.

by Caasinivra March 28, 2016

childrenless fathers

1. Fathers that lost their children through Family Court; 2. Child Support process; 3. Baby-mama drama.

Childrenless Fathers

by The Sentinel Inceptionator July 11, 2016

Child’s lock

How quickly someone clenches their bum when someone fingers them. Normally a straight males preforms the act as a joke

Damn he has a good child’s lock, he clenched right away when I stuck them in him!

by Type1boi May 25, 2019

Childrem

You spelt Children wrong dumbass

John: Childrem
Muhammed: Aaa yeah that's the big Funny JOhN

by Cooper King September 4, 2019

Childize

To treat someone as a child or younger than their mental age. Essentially every time someone treats neurodivergent people as children.

Jon tends to childize Mary for still playing with stuffed animals. Mary might kill Jon for being inconsiderate.

by chillbro45 March 14, 2021