Phantom Chat

On facebook,when someone deletes themselves from your page leaving one sided conversations like you're fucking talking to yourself.

I'd better delete my comments,asshole deleted themselves now it looks like I'm having a Phantom Chat.

by JoeNJ2 March 1, 2015

Schrödinger’s chat

When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.

*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.

by hobnobz May 27, 2020

Good chat

Something has been decided, the conversation is done.

Alright team, good chat.

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Twat Chat

Chatting through direct messages on Twitter.

Theresa: Man, Vivian keeps twat chatting me!
Vivian: Twat chat is fun!

by Cynthia9512Vivian April 22, 2014

Chat Litter

The act of causing flood or high amounts of spam in a text chat, typically by arguments, salt, etc.

Calm down, you all have been arguing for the past hour, and I'm getting tired of all this chat litter.

by Shiftend June 15, 2018

Throwing Chat

Talking smack, dribbling shit.

"You should have heard nick during that game he was throwing chat everywhere"

by Mmitchb March 11, 2010

chat lag

A long time delay while chatting, e.g. some hours or days, so its difficult to catch up with the subject.

A:Hey, I have to tell you something!
B doesnt respond.
B, days later: Yeah, tell me!
A: Chat lag! What were we talking about?

by lodre December 26, 2012