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cart smoker

According to both Antisteezy and the Tiny Meat Gang, a cart smoker isn’t a true stoner and is therefore subhuman. Everyone knows real stoners don’t hit that shit. Get the fuck off of Snapchat with your stickers
Fake stoner: Hey man can I get a cart off you real quick?
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*
by Thatniggacharles October 5, 2020
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Carterville Illinois

We don't call it "Anus Illinois" for no reason.
by Louie^2 December 9, 2021
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Carter

A very hot, nice, funny, and enjoyable person! Carter is the type that you can never get sick of him!! He is super entertaining and is such a sweet boy! He is always there for you no matter how things are! He is by your side no matter what! He is the person you can always cope too. He gives lots of cuddles and affection! He is the person you would want to spend the rest of your life with! He makes so much people happy! He has so many friends and maintains pretty heathy relationships with them!! You can’t get over how amazing he is!! He is so Loyal it’s amazing! Carter is the bestest friend that you could ever have! Even boyfriend! <3
Carter is such a nice person!
Carter want to hang out? Yes!
Me and carter are going to the movies later wanna come?
by Pissbabygirlboss March 5, 2022
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Cart Fever

When someone with a cart/or disposable is deeply consumed with worry when viewing the amount of oil within their cart, despite it being quite full of oil.
Person 1: Oh sh*t! My carts hella low

Person 2: Dude, you've just got Cart Fever, that'll last you about two days.
by ismyvapeinyourpocket February 13, 2023
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Cartered

Cartered (Car-ter-d)
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to sink hole of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start, thus making his ticket a loser!
Getting Cartered- I took the Bucks to win by 5 points and the game ended at 125 to 120 for a Bucks win.
“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win.
by Bjorn Philipsonbergstein February 25, 2023
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Steamy Cartesian

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).
Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!
by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017
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push cart

A metal wired cart that people with low income use to carry groceries, if they aren't already carrying stuff in their hand.

note: go to the hood and at least 1 out of 3 people will have one.
friend: "Gotdamn girl you are so strongg"
me: "Ye it's cuz I'm constantly manning a push cart"
by thicclatinamami September 5, 2017
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