Cactus

Mike Gordon, bassist from Phish. Mikes>Hydrogen>Weekapaug is known as Mikes Groove you people who aren't into phish should check it out, it may just be enough to convert you to a PH head. anyway the Cactus is great.

Cactus wrote an excellent song called Simple.

by ian b April 8, 2006

Cactus Jack

wise guy, ( smart ass ) everybody needs a little ass noon likes a smart ass...

Out of my face Cactus Jack!! You look like a donkey eating cactus!!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

cactus jack

n. a very mean, hideous individual who will cause you harm if you dont comply with their orders.

dont make me cactus jack your ass!!!

by super fagel August 7, 2009

Cactus Punt

Someone wearing an ice climber's boot (Spiked Tip) and kicks someone with the bottom of the boot in their testicles.

I told my friend if he didn't quit talking smack about my girlfriend I'd give him a jolly ol' Cactus Punt.

by Jack The Stalking Jew Ass Ripper November 23, 2006

Cactus Jack

A very bad masturbatory experience with a cactus & some form of drugs!

Who knew a Cactus Jack would be so painful????

by mo_dingo October 21, 2008

Cactus

A species of plant that has evolved to withstand the harsh conditions of the desert regions of Earth. They contain prickly spines the protect them from predators. A cactus is also what you should be fucking right now

Man 1: Go fuck a cactus!
Man 2: What the hell man?!

by TOTALLY NomNom FishBird July 9, 2011

cactus

when nothing goes as planed, everything falls apart, jinx by birth, most unlucky human being in the universe

I went for a walk and it started raining... I am such a cactus! !@#%^%#$^%#&

by the_cactus February 13, 2010