carrot emoji

if you use the carrot emoji your the best people ever 😎

one of my good friends made an account about a funeral for a carrot because it died. carrot emoji are cool

by ihatetoby April 15, 2021

carrot nipple

a t-rex like creature that usually goes by the name of Rachael. Not Rachel. Rachael. Get it straight guys.

That t-rex over there has a serious carrot nipple. Must be Rachael.

by Trexasaurus November 12, 2014

Eating Carrots

What you tell your mom you are doing when she asks what the fruity smell coming from your vape is

Oh hey Mom, I'm just eating Carrots, that's why it smells like carrrots

by NewellDoiland May 30, 2018

Carrot man

A mysterious being that magically places carrot in your vomit before you see them doing it.

Holy shit theres carrot in my vomit! That darn carrot man must of put it there, I don't eat carrot!

GAH THE CARROT MAN RAVAGED MY VOMIT! NOW ITS LITTERED WITH CARROTS

by Mynameisbeingusedbysomeoneelse August 21, 2008

Salty Carrot

Salt (adjective); Ridiculous, insane, wacky, zany, absurd, nutty, harebrained.

Carrot (Adjective); To be or act of douche-like nature.

"Man, he invited himself with us again? what a salty carrot."

by Dazzle42 March 17, 2010

Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"What's up with that Carrot Dick guy?"
"That guy tried to Carrot Dick me!"

by Minker1 November 28, 2017

bowel carrots

The name given to solid carrot shape formations passed by humans from the bowel into a loo. Also know as Rusty carrots.

As Johnny flushed the toilet he waved goodbye to his long but not forgotten bowel carrots.

by vindows wertex September 16, 2007