Brown Gordon

A female gives a titjob to her manfriend. Just as he is about to ejaculate he turns around, shits on her neck and ejaculates into her bellybutton

Male 1: Dayum she fine.
Male 2: Yes i want to give her a brown gordon tonight

by BrownGordonallnightlong August 20, 2013

accident brown

Accident Brown is everything and nothing all at once. It is a bodily function, an excuse, a religion, a place and a really clumsy detective.

Q: Why did you kick that orphan?

A: Accident Brown.

by Adalisaline Stazarateny February 25, 2017

brown batter

When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.

Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.

by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006

FREAKING BROWN

it also can mean crap made by an animal this is yelled after the owner finds the animals present

freaking brown!, the cat craped again

by brock boudreau January 25, 2005

Dominic Brown

gurimu schoe's best friend and life partner. likes to wear water shoes, while drinking water dew, taking a water poo. the wart is due

"dominic browned" (past tense)

by Dominic Brown (otumoetai) August 2, 2023

beck brown

When pooping you think your finished and grab the toilet paper but you start pooping again. Otherwise known as the beck brown.

Today while on the toilet I totally beck browned and it all ended up on my hand.

by stinkyhefty April 16, 2011

sue brown

A real dogging woman.

Person 1: Does she dog alot?

Person 2: Yeah she's a real sue brown.

by fernandomadlad February 24, 2019