Brollerblading

bros + roller blading

bro, that chick totally wants to go brollerblading with you!

bro, do you want to broller blade up to Taco Bell later?

by rahrahrahrahrahrahrahrah August 8, 2008

gnats bollock

The smallest unit of measurement (as opposed to CH) lol.

He just missed hitting that car by a gnat's bollock.

by MarzAttax August 3, 2005

Brolloff

noun; a bro in a wheelchair whom is receiving a raging blow job, as he is crippled and deserves hella pity sex.

I felt so bad for Sam that I gave him the best brolloff of his pathetic, crippled life. Then I pushed him down the stairs, just to even out the Karma.

by BrokenSwitch January 14, 2015

bolloxy

eggy
ref:
what a load of bollocks bollocks"
When someone is becoming angry/annoyed

"Don't get bolloxy"
"he was all bolloxy at me for no reason"

by Yeah man July 24, 2005

bollonce

Noun., A circle of three or more male participants connected in a chain of mutual ball-sucking

That bollonce last night was fucking sick.

There's enough of us here to have a bollonce.

by Jman perrier March 20, 2008

Bollocky Binds

When something is very difficult

or

When you get your bollocks tangled in your pants

or

Some kind of S & M technique

Friend #1 oh bollocky binds
Friend #2 whats up?
Friend #1 im getting into a right bollocky bind with this software its so difficult...

I couldnt come to work today as i got into a bollocky bind when i got dressed.

by Fay King November 25, 2010

Brollision

Brollision - (n) (Bro - lish - shun) - an unfortunate event where you walk in to, bump, or graze someone from the Bro community. This event happens particularly frequently if there is a high density of Bro's around.

I accidentally went to the bar during the NCAA Basketball tourney....had like 10 Brollisions in 2 minutes.

by Marcus_msoe May 1, 2011