brendan

a twinky chink, usually with glasses. almost exclusively wears clothing from Uniqlo. probably a weeb.

did you see that guy? he's such a brendan...

by thisdudenamedmichael October 9, 2025

joey brendan

Too sexy best person ever Lick me until my face falls off. littest man best drummer can get victory royale easy on solo and can screw a dood up if needed wants to be in UFC and can play baseball almost as good as his drums

Joey Brendan, I want to lick ur face off

by littest man ever #straitfire May 9, 2018

The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022

A Brendan

A large Bigfoot looking man

Wow that guy looks like a Brendan

by Cute Kittin April 20, 2022

Dirty Brandan

When you have a male yeast infection and you have sex to relieve the itching. You then give oral on the female eating the mix of cum, peeled skin and yeast discharge

My Junk was itching like crazy so I gave Jessica a Dirty Brandan and it felt amazing.

by Mike Honcho 52 June 4, 2023

Dirty Brendan

A very cool and hot and funny and cool person with a fully functional penis.

Wow dirty Brendan’s penis works so well like it gets hard and everything

by DefinitelyNotBrendanItsNotMe June 18, 2023

st brendan

a school in miami where the coolest ppl ever go to, way better than lourdes, west minister, carrollton, palmer trinity, and all other schools. we like columbus and belen boys cause they’re so hot and have long schlongs.

guy 1: did u see that hot ass girl?
guy 2: yeah what school does she go to?
guy 1: st brendan definitely

by bibi and la January 22, 2024