bashey

A small, strange creature found in the forests of Africa, has a diet that mainly consists of worms, feaces and small children who have been abandoned by their mothers. Is pretty fukin' weird

African- Oh shit, look over there, there's a fukin' Bashey

by Stalkey man November 30, 2017

bum basher

1. A person who has had bum sex.
2. Can also be used as verb e.g. Bum bashing, bum bashed

1. GUY 1: 'Yeah, old jimmy's now a bum basher.'
GUY 2: 'Really? With his Girlfriend?'
GUY 1: 'No, with some guy out of that gaybar.'

2. GUY 1: 'Wheres Dave?'
GUY 2: 'Oh... He's upstairs bum bashing his chick'

by G[dot] March 22, 2008

banker bashing

The act of blaming investment bankers for all of society's woes and publicly chastising them for their greediness and stupidity.

During the financial crisis, banker bashing was championed by the media and political elites, who have been leading a campaign to limit their extravagant bonuses. Before paying back TARP funds, bankers pretended to care, but have since returned to their greedy ways.

"I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat-cat bankers on Wall Street", said President Barack Obama, a typical example of banker bashing.

by abdallahchamas December 16, 2009

bashed crab

n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.
2. a crab that has been bashed

=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes

i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a bitch hey !

by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

bash and dash with petty theft

When one engages in a bash and dash and upon leaving they exit with the hosts house cat or small dog.

Shane was so horrible in bed that while making her leave, Nancy grabbed his beautiful cat, Chuckles performing a picture perfect bash and dash with petty theft.

by Myke79 July 29, 2006

Bashar Al-Assad

Greatest president in the Middle East and even if media paints him as a dictator he stands strong and his people love him,

That’s a cool guy like Bashar Al-Assad

by Rodolfo Ali April 15, 2019

Bash

To masturbate.

The word comes from the phrase "Bash the Bishop" i.e. masturbate. (The Bishop in a game of chess resembles a bell-end.)

I had an epic bash over betty last night. She has some mighty fine ass.

by 1st Earl of Granville February 17, 2009