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Paddle Boating

Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012
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boat candy

a girl whos only purpose for being on the boat is to be hot and attract attention. the girl is normally hot and petite. skimpy bikini, trucker hat, beads, tattoos, and pasties are all optional and add to the hotness, but dancing on the back of the boat and occasionally flashing the public are required
o so she is going to be our boat candy
by pen15spellspenis July 12, 2011
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pussy boat

While she was eating me out, she pussy boated me and it was amazing.
by PussyMaster12 September 23, 2013
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Leaky boat

During sexual intercourse, a man plugs all of a girls holes. I.e. vagina, anus, mouth
"I was fucking my girl last night and it turned kinky With a game of leaky boat."
by Kinkychic August 26, 2013
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floater boat

When you put your face between a girls breasts and just lay there instead a motorboat in which you make a motor sound and shake your head. When you lay, there is no time maximum or minimum so you can do it for as long as you want.
Yo, my girl and I floater boated last night

Dude, I really want a floater boat

I saw this girl and she had the nicest tits I could have floater boated her right in public
by YOLO man March 16, 2014
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Tug Boat

a fat chick who drags you home despite your protests and subjects you to great fat sex all night
Tug Boat Annie brought her 319 pounds down on me in more ways than 3 that night, I was sexually exhausted by sunrise
by Jake March 7, 2004
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Boat Bitch

1. The person, usually male, who is responsible for getting the boat out of storage, gassing it up, prepping it with all the toys, music etc. Then putting it in the water cleaning it afterward and taking it back to storage. Due to the stress of the responsibility he may seem bitchy or grouchy.
2. The guest on your boat who brags about how his other friends boats is bigger, better, faster, more toys, better sound system. He/she can't just enjoy the moment but constantly bitches,complains,brags.
1. If I am getting the boat you better have ready all the food, drinks, towels, and whoever is going on the boat here on time and be ready, I'm not your boat bitch!

2. My other friend has a boat like yours but its bigger and faster. He also has these cool toys and his system
by Sacramento Ron August 25, 2013
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