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Blooning

'Blooning' is when a guy fills up a girls vagina with helium like a balloon and then sucks it out, Screaming after the helium takes effect and then performing oral sex on the girl.
"Yeah bro i blooned jessica last night"
"I'm looking forward to blooning tonight"
by ziguaragua May 7, 2024
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Blocking

By far the easiest way to win in an argument, let alone against an insult
I'm blocking you.
by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn September 13, 2024
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Blorking

The act of inserting a tube of Galaxy Gas into your urethra, twisting the tube will cause your balls to blow up like a balloon
Lenny decided to do blorking but he let out too much gas and his balls popped!
by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024
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blooning

blooning is gooning but with blood
the guy is blooning out off his cock
by anonymous December 16, 2024
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Blooning

The act of Blooning is when a person/ a group of people cum into a deflated balloon. The group of people then draw straws, the person who draws the shortest straw is required to blow the balloon up until it pops and blows cum everywhere.
Baby I'm sorry we went blooning last night
Me and the boys did some blooning last night and Jerry drew the short straw
by MichiganMigone January 29, 2026
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Blorking

Using a fleshlight whilest being a person
Im currently blorking in johnshnob
by Thecreamboy February 21, 2025
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BLOOMING

On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online
He's blooming
by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025
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