blogger

A rancid ass cheese who fanticizes that someone will read his/her pathetic shit. Who gives a fuck what they think about anything? They're geeks who jack off with visions of the geometry teacher dancing in their pointy little heads.

I went to crap a gnarley turd but a blogger came out instead.

by hoze-a January 15, 2006

blonde poop

Poop which contains more corn than actual poop.

Man, I ate 5 corn on the cob at the company picnic and then I had blonde poop for 3 days!

by Clizzle December 6, 2005

blogger

An internet diary writer. Or more accurately, a whinging, wining, insecure, sympathy-craving, self-indulgent, self-important, over-privileged 'feeling: meh' scum of the internet/universe.

'Welcome back to my blog, fellow blogger!!1! Today I'm feeling like the world is terrible and I just can't seem to find my place in it. Also, I think everyone hates me. I'm feeling a bit meh tbh. And to top it all, I think I'm coming down with a snuffly-cold!'

by Roger Rowley September 21, 2005

blinger

When you cannot determine whether a girl is blonde or ginger.

Rich: Yeah shes that blonde girl
Bish: I thought she was ginger?
Rich: Good call, shes a bit of both...she's blinger

by Rich Holness April 29, 2008

chemical blonde

a person who dyes their hair blonde with bleach

She was a chemical blonde, but she grew tired of that color.

by The Return of Light Joker January 2, 2008

Freeway Blogger

A person who places political banners (usually home made) so they can be seen by large numbers of drivers.

"ecopocalypse now" is one of the most common slogans put up by the California Freeway Blogger this year.

by Tasno September 5, 2012

blonde leading the blind

to be used in place of, "blind leading the blind".

Those two going hunting together is like the blonde leading the blind.

by iluvmako December 27, 2011