The Bert Dance

A simple and highly skilled dance routine done by the one and only McCracken of The Used.
(WARNING) The Bert Dance is not suggested for children under the age of 12.

Those radd kids over there totally busted out the Bert Dance.

by Sean Kramer September 25, 2005

bert mccracken

BERT iS ~SEW~ HOT
i WANT TO DO HiM AND THA REST OF HiS BAND THA USTED

THEY R ALL HOTTiES HE iS VERY TALENTED AT WOT HE DOES N THA REST OF HiS BAND iS 2

i LUV U BERT!!!! iM GOiNG TO MEET U SUMDAY!! KiSSES FROM JENNY

BERT MCCRACKEN iS A HOTTiE!

by JENNY6969 January 10, 2004

Bertie Beetle

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant

i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!

by Blanchy November 10, 2007

Q-Bert

a video game for the early Nintendo systems that will be remembered solely as a waste of cartridge space

"I rented Q-Bert last week from E-Z Video and it really sucked!"

by gameplaya99 October 20, 2005

beertaxi

a ride back home in a taxi after a long night full of alcohol in a dungeon

i took a beer taxi last night

by shaan October 13, 2004

bert

what happens when your playing a video game and your sister starts lagging the internet because shes watching porn

"stop pulling a Bert"

by hansolo314 October 13, 2011

Bert and Ernie

When something is tight

Example 1: "Man that party last night was so Bert and Ernie bro!"

Example 2: "Dude she was sooooooooo Bert and Ernie I'm gonna hit that one more time"

by SandmanIsABeast July 26, 2010