by otherdustin May 01, 2010
Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.
Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.
Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.
Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.
Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.
Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.
by nastynick69 November 01, 2009
A very tasty biscuit that masons enjoy . Normally in a lunch box the groovy biscuit is from Aldi or other British super markets.
The biscuit is a chocolate biscuit with caramel in the middle and little smartie like things on top .
The biscuit is a chocolate biscuit with caramel in the middle and little smartie like things on top .
by Masons mum November 17, 2019
The modern family rule where a divorced, single, or unremarried parent isn't allowed to date anyone that isn't at least 15 minutes older than their first natural born child.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.
My daughter's college roommate asked me to a movie, but, because she's younger than my daughter, I had to comply with the 'biscuit rule'.
by Kraven Moreheade December 28, 2019
A cinnamon biscuit is when in the middle of sex with a partner, you throw cinnamon in their face, and then surprise them with anal sex while they are distracted.
I totally cinnamon biscuited this chick last night and now she won't call me back, but it was amazing, like banging a Christmas cookie.
by DogsWithPocketSand November 11, 2017
by Ticklemeelmo May 01, 2014
kathy biscuits are delectable treats made by anyone named kathy. Quite favorable among weinerbutt nelsons. Some say they taste like waka flocka.
by crankdatbur December 07, 2010