Bertha-slap

the act of a big girl slapping her tits on your dick.

awwwww big bertha just bertha-slapped me!

by PHSFALCON November 21, 2010

Bertine

A girl who is middle eastern but is as ghetto as can be. She's fine as hell, though, so it's all good!! She has a lot of friends, is very loyal, and she is also a buma. She's typically referred to as «Berty Pop».

Damnn, have you seen Bertine today? SHE SO FINE SHE BLOW MY MIND.

Berty pop, this makes me... POP.

by elkmim5534 June 28, 2012

Bertan

Dawn. First light. The touch stone of manliness. A cross and Chuck Norris and Barak Obama. Also look at Erkan.

You are my Bertan.

Bertan of civilisation.

Only thing Chuck Norris wants to be is Bertan

by Ber-tan February 5, 2010

bertola

If you have this last name, you are essentially a god. You will be know as a bird as well, but if you don't let that bother you this means you are a god.

Hey, it's bertola(pronounced birdola)

by dshjdhkfjsdhkhdskjghjdshgkhdsh January 22, 2018

waxy bertha

to give a man a very loose, yet painful, hand job. typically resulting in him forgetting to call you the next day.

Jim: Man, that bitch from the club gave me a waxy bertha last night. I thought I was going to bleed out my dick.

by RememberTheAlamo November 24, 2010

Bertke

Almost as good as a sex goddess. Lacking in knowledge of sexual positions. Prefers sex on a work out bench. Favorite move is the jennifer on the sit up bench.

The act of doing the wiggly woo. (thrusting and gyrating as fast as you possibly can it is believed that if a bertke starts the wiggly woo without contact it will cause pre mature ejaculation)

"Did you see that bertke she was so excited she did the wiggly woo first thing boy was he excited. Talk about premature ejaculation"

by sex goddess : ) February 6, 2008

bertieville

An environment where people are kept in employment, even though they are clearly incompetent and/or corrupt.

After Bertie Ahern an infamous and long standing Irish Prime Minister or Teascoich

"It's real a bertieville these days"
"It's a real bertie-ville out there"

by evildude-ie October 27, 2008