Sproot Beer

(noun) The combanation of the two sodas: Sprite and root beer
Dude is that coke?

NO?!?! Its Sproot beer?!?!
by Jsolaracko September 27, 2011
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Backup Beer

A backup beer is a beverage that comes in handy after a night of doing shotguns, shots, beer funnel, or anything other alcoholic activity. It is usually just a casual beer after you full send.
Some bitch: "Wow look at John, he just took a toke and now he's got a backup beer."
by MMA $LIM February 23, 2020
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silent beer

Even more quiet than "a few quiet ones", so quiet in fact its silent.
Extremely low key beveraging of alcohol

Doesnt matter if it gets out of hand though
More of a persuasion technique
Q: You up for a silent beer tonight?
A: (MUST ALWAYS BE) Most definitely
by Beveraging May 19, 2019
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Beer Crawl

The process of going out with a group of people to a bar and hitting up each bar on the way to a certain destination (home, party, etc.) In this process you neglect how shitfaced you actually get, and don't care if you're blowing a .2 (over three times the legal limit) on a brethalyzer test, you're just out to have a good time with your bros.

It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.
Guy 1: (to the rest of his bros.) Alright so we'll start our beer crawl here at the party, move on to Chappy's, then we'll go to Dave's, get to Bill's, then we'll probably close off at The Dock, and go out for a meal somewhere along the way to my house.

Everyone in the room: Yeah!

ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 06, 2010
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Beer Beard

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.
I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb
by Furiosa the Accursed June 06, 2016
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Table Beers

Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...

One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.
“Hey cunt your shout!”
“I’m broke...table beers?”
Fuck oath! “
by AlcoholFueledBrewtality August 10, 2018
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beer bro

an adult male (over 21)who purchases beer for underage drinkers
Jon: Aaron is a beer bro he just got me a 24 pak
Nick: Stop being a bitch and get a fake ID like everyone else
by baharain October 24, 2013
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