Non-beer

A calm mixed drink or short drink consumed casually once too many beers have been had.

'Another drink lads?' 'Hmm, perhaps a cheeky non-beer'

by Bowncing November 26, 2009

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Beer Crawl

The process of going out with a group of people to a bar and hitting up each bar on the way to a certain destination (home, party, etc.) In this process you neglect how shitfaced you actually get, and don't care if you're blowing a .2 (over three times the legal limit) on a brethalyzer test, you're just out to have a good time with your bros.

It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.

Guy 1: (to the rest of his bros.) Alright so we'll start our beer crawl here at the party, move on to Chappy's, then we'll go to Dave's, get to Bill's, then we'll probably close off at The Dock, and go out for a meal somewhere along the way to my house.

Everyone in the room: Yeah!

ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!

by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 6, 2010

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Beer Oopsie

when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)

I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis

by Zmoney December 7, 2005

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mad beers

the amount of beers it takes to be completely sloshed. usually consumed in succession.

Person A: dude, do you wanna get drunk tonight?

Person B: yeah man, let's drink mad beers!

by mad beers June 20, 2008

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Pace Beer

The beer one drinks between beers to maintain a healthy pace. By allowing the time it takes to drink a beer (and doing so with a pace beer) between drinking actual beers, one can ensure that he/she is not drinking actual beers too quickly.
(Credit: Chris M)

"Hey Mesh, you need another beer?" "Not yet, I'm on my pace beer."

by Julius Raven December 9, 2008

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