standing bath

a shower apparenlty 🙄

emma’s taking a standing bath

by cilantro.is.yummy March 17, 2022

Depression Bath

When you are so sad and you’ve tried everything to be happy and nothing worked so you go and take a bath

I’ve been crying all day so now I’m going to go take a depression bath

by yeetxxyuhh April 27, 2020

lobster bath

When you take a bath so hot, your skin turns red and you come out looking like a cooked lobster

"I'm going to take the hottest lobster bath after work tonight"

by Vicatha80 November 25, 2016

Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 1, 2021

skank bath

When a woman uses only a wet wash cloth to clean herself up after sex.

After sneaking out to have sex with the neighbor Felicia only had time to take a skank bath before running home.

by Ampersand_Man January 23, 2017

Toaster Bath

When you need to shut off the power.

Robert hated life and needed to flip all the breakers in the house so he attempted toaster bath.

by Toaster Bath February 29, 2020

Jizzum bath

After sex the woman holds the jizz in. Then once in the bath releases the jzz into her bath thus bathing in jizz= jizzum bath , soft skin 👌🏼

Why you soft you babe , i had a “jizzum bath”

by Wanielle July 21, 2018