Load Barking

The sound you hear while watching your neighbor enjoy time outside with their children and dog as jealousy builds up inside you.

Her life is so great and my life sucks. Why doesn't her dog stop that load barking?

by Exertus January 31, 2021

Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.

by Sacob Jmith March 15, 2021

Final Barring

The act of making an item, drawing, or creation of any kind look abhorrently ugly or unattractive.

I showed my drawing to Josh, and he took it from my hands and immediately started Final Barring it!

by SeeleVolleri May 4, 2022

stomach burping

When your stomach starts to do whale sounds and you want to kill yourself in the process because you've done it in front of your crush.

When John invited his crush to Starbucks, his stomach burping, so he tried to kill himself before the coffee was served.

by anonymous June 6, 2022

adirondack barking spider

a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.

"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"

by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 9, 2022

Bazooka barfing

Projectile barfing with so much force that it flies straight out of your mouth like a bazooka.

Anthony & I were at the casino & I drank so much warm red wine that I was literally bazooka barfing all over the parking lot.

by Vanspades September 22, 2022

Sticky Barking

When your dogs are barking at everyone else in the street's business but their own!

What are those dogs barking at?
Who Knows, they're sticky barking at the neighbours again.

by Norey Norey November 11, 2022