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Barnegat, New Jersey 

A town in ocean county where there isn't a single thing to do besides have bonfires and go to the high school football games. Hence all the kids that do nothing but hang out and smoke weed.
Let's go to Barnegat, New Jersey and smoke some weed Or go to a football game and stand around talking because there's not a single other thing to do.
Barnegat, New Jersey by CAP98 April 22, 2016
1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.

Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.

Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.

2.Another word for Poop.

3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.

4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!

2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.

3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.

4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
Barney by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005

barnstorming 

Traveling across the countryside or at carnivals performing airplane stunts.
The pilots went barnstorming in their new stunt plane.
barnstorming by Joe Fortune January 28, 2004
Someone who can't handle anything which intoxicates the body and does stupid things on a regular basis.
"Dude, she got her tits out and pulled a total Barnsey."
Barnsey by isetmyfriendsonfire January 4, 2009
slang for Trouble, b/c it rhymes with Barney Rubble
"we got caught putting koolaid in the pool, so now we're in Barney."
Barney by Ocean's11 June 12, 2003

I'll be Barned 

The expressions one uses to express their obsession with actor Ben Barnes (Prince Caspian, Dorian Gray). Mostly used by every normal girl on the planet and guys who really need to get a life. A take on "I'll be darned!"
"I'll be darned! Prince Caspian was a great movie. Ben Barnes was hot!"
"Then you mean to say, 'I'll be Barned.'"