an incident of surprise, awkwardness, and not entailing any other appropriate reaction
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The Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Awards were created by David Colton and Kerry Gammill at the Classic Horror Film Boards in 2002. Unlike other awards which are commercially sponsored and selected by a jury of officials, the Rondo Awards turn voting to the fans and horror community. With categories covering productions, comics, websites, blogs, magazines, articles, and DVD releases the Rondo Awards cover all forms of horror media.
To vote, horror fans simply need to go to the Rondo Awards website , select their favorites from each category, and email them along with their name to David Colton. Full details, lists of past winners and this years ballot are available at rondoaward.com .
To vote, horror fans simply need to go to the Rondo Awards website , select their favorites from each category, and email them along with their name to David Colton. Full details, lists of past winners and this years ballot are available at rondoaward.com .
"Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated is up for a Rondo Award... Best Independent Production of 2009. Did you vote yet?"
"KING KONG (1933) won the 2005 Rondo for Best Film Restoration."
"The Rondo Awards are like the Oscars except the back stabbing is done on screen and the only people in fancy suits are those accepting the award posthumously."
"KING KONG (1933) won the 2005 Rondo for Best Film Restoration."
"The Rondo Awards are like the Oscars except the back stabbing is done on screen and the only people in fancy suits are those accepting the award posthumously."
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1.That fucker tripped me harder than I have ever been tripped before! He deserves a Golden Dickbag Award!
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Iam "I don't know what to tell you my guy. How can you not see how your awareness oh my whole deal over here is a little disconcerting? You clearly read the whole deal and you, likely, know more about it that I do. That needs to change. I'm not just going to sit quiet and drone away I'm the salt mines."
Hym "So, we did what he said we should do. What would he have us do? Find a person high in trait agreeableness? Outsource our problem? Person high in trait agreeableness found. Problem outsourced. Your suggestion worked great didn't it? If you're hard pressed to give somebody some info on why I've had people quoting me for the last 15 years and I have people leaning over pizza counters to discreetly take my picture. Holding 2 phones in their hands so they can try and record me without me noticing. You know how many people I've heard in the last week call out their position on the phone in proximity to me? More than I have ever heard in my life. What are the chance of that? Statistically. I know you're an evidence guy so you tell me."
Iam "I don't know what to tell you my guy. How can you not see how your awareness oh my whole deal over here is a little disconcerting? You clearly read the whole deal and you, likely, know more about it that I do. That needs to change. I'm not just going to sit quiet and drone away I'm the salt mines."
Hym "So, we did what he said we should do. What would he have us do? Find a person high in trait agreeableness? Outsource our problem? Person high in trait agreeableness found. Problem outsourced. Your suggestion worked great didn't it? If you're hard pressed to give somebody some info on why I've had people quoting me for the last 15 years and I have people leaning over pizza counters to discreetly take my picture. Holding 2 phones in their hands so they can try and record me without me noticing. You know how many people I've heard in the last week call out their position on the phone in proximity to me? More than I have ever heard in my life. What are the chance of that? Statistically. I know you're an evidence guy so you tell me."
Iam "Alright... Let's just cool it a little... I don't think I'm asking for a lot. And I've already proven that you're not doing what you think you're doing. I just want to know who I aggregating behind my back to gather information on me."
Hym "They only understand punishment. They want to punish 'Evil'. We are that. You know me. If you left it up to me would say 'Well, if they want an actionable offense for which to punish me; then shit I'll give them one!' and then that would be the end of it. And YOU are a people pleaser. If they give you the word you'd do alone with it."
Iam "I don't want to do that..."
Hym "They are never going to stop. They will do this till they day you die. Their awareness is a cage from which they will never release us."
Hym "They only understand punishment. They want to punish 'Evil'. We are that. You know me. If you left it up to me would say 'Well, if they want an actionable offense for which to punish me; then shit I'll give them one!' and then that would be the end of it. And YOU are a people pleaser. If they give you the word you'd do alone with it."
Iam "I don't want to do that..."
Hym "They are never going to stop. They will do this till they day you die. Their awareness is a cage from which they will never release us."
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Refers to Jason McElwain, the magical, three point, shooting autistic water boy.
Refers to Jason McElwain, the magical, three point, shooting autistic water boy.
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