Awkward Boner 

a moment that is as awkward as getting a boner in the middle of class or when you hugging a girl you like

Friend 1- so i was at my grandparents and they gave me some kwanza money and i pissed my pants i was so happy
Friend 2- dude talk about a Awkward Boner
Friend 1- tell me about it

Awkward Boner by tiggathebear November 13, 2011

awkward cow 

In an awkward situation one will point their pinky and index fingers down while the other two fingers are held up by the thumb. Another person near you will then put one hand on each of your two fingers and slide them down. The more times this motion is repeated and its speed is determined by how awkward the situation is.

You seem very uncomfortable, would you like to milk my awkward cow?

awkward cow by Jake Nuzzi June 29, 2008

awkward turtle 

a motion with the hands done during an awkward moment.

you put one hand on top of the other, palms down, and move your thumbs in a circular motion

Will you marry me?

what??? NO!

awkward turtle...

awkward turtle by hellomoto1234321 October 26, 2008

Awkward Seahorse 

Similar to the awkward turtle. Done by clenching a fist, but sticking out your thumb and pinky finger and then wiggling them.

Jane: Guess what I had for dinner last night.
Bobby: Your mom.
Jane: *awkward seahorse*

Awkward Seahorse by Ringle May 3, 2008

Awkward Sexual Humor 

Saying some really stupid innuendo in an awkward situation. Therefore, making it more awkward!

If you are looking for an example of "awkward sexual humor" , watch Barney on an episode of How I met your Mother.

Awkward Sexual Humor by Ninja Cat January 21, 2009

awkward turtle 

The "Awkward Turtle" is used during the present moment of a situation at hand. You may use it under the table at a diner outing to relieve some of the awkward tension, or on your way to the restroom as you excuse yourself from the awkward moment. The Awkward Turtle is also used in conjunction with the Awkward Antlers when re-telling the aforementioned events.

In the Situation: As you hug your Ex, you do the awkward turtle behind his back.

awkward turtle by JesChel August 26, 2006

Awkward Bob

A kid that wears all denim outfits, is incapable of making eye contact when talking, feels the need to greet everyone in his immediate surroundings, and can make the most comfortable of situations awkward.

can also be used as a title for someone that is an awkward, nervous, or uneasy person.

1)
Bob: Hi guys...
*no response*
Bob: Hello everyone
*silence*
Keely: ...Hi Bob
2)
Justin: Dude why does that guy keep twiddling his fingers and looking around the room when I talk to him?

Matt: I don't know bro, but he just pulled an awkward Bob.

Awkward Bob by Jigaboo Jones May 13, 2008