appernated

()(adj.) to have an open ass

*truck drives by with no windshield* me jokingly: that truck is appernated dude

by jacket of the straight variety October 16, 2021

Appernater

(Noun) The one who makes assholes open.

I dumped him because he’s an appernater and I hate anal.

by jnece October 16, 2021

appernated

(aeh-per-nah-ted) (adj.) to have an open ass

*truck with no back windshield drives by* me: “damn that truck is appernated!”

by jacket of the straight variety October 16, 2021

Appernated

When the radius of ones sphinctle exit has been increased.

Tod is quite appernated and therefore passes stool easily.

by Sapipulani October 16, 2021

Appers

Appers (short for appetising) is used to describe something that sounds great and fun. Similar to using the term “tasty” to describe an event.

Friends: “do you want to go to the pub tonight?”

Me: “yeah that sounds pretty appers”

by Tastyone June 13, 2022

apperil

Clothing dat either you wear to be ready for disaster, or causes you to encounter some unforeseen calamity.

Choose your duds prudently when venturing into rainy/chilly locales dat are occupied by rebel forces --- in order not to be potential "apperil", said garments should be sufficiently warm and/or waterproof to protect you against da hostile climate, and also not display any insignias, colors, etc. dat would make any observers think dat you are an enemy.

by QuacksO January 12, 2023

Apperella

a woman aged 40+ who is actively dating and under the delusion that she is a prize, a real catch, and desirable to men; a princess with a dating profile that includes a list of demands and expectations that are unrealistic and often falsified, along with a series of pictures that have been edited such that the original photo is unrecognizable, often these images include or are pictures of pets, children, grandchildren and avatars.

All apperellas have a list of demands that they will score potential partners against, be it subvert or overt, the list is their measure of a man's worth or approximation to a good or perfect man.

by Monky Brainz November 8, 2025