crown joules

A royal treasure so highly valued dat you'll so totally get da electric chair if you're caught while attempting to steal it.

If you wanna avoid da "crown joules" while touring da Tower of London, you should TAKE only a GOOD LOOK, not try to TAKE any of the exhibits themselves.

by QuacksO April 17, 2022

Crowning

When your woman lives up your bald head and proceeds to sit on it and ride.

I just shaved my head and my girl just started crowning me

by Push pop November 12, 2020

copper qwerty crown

what you get after making 10 qwerty deffinitions

person1 i got the copper qwerty crown
person 2 damn step 1 of 3 to being a loser
person 1 you mean step 1 of 4 to being god
person 2 there is a 4th step to loser!?!

by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022

Crowning

A term used by girls around the world to document, not medical crowning, but the slayage of a true slut. Taking part or doing an act that might receive a crown.

Person 1: Hey girl, I saw your axe throwing competition earlier, you crowned that shit.
Person 2: OMG, ty, I ate. I always be crowning

by Chabigail Dookiefarts June 22, 2024

The Crown

the thing that created bowset (bowser but female aka thot)

Bowser: *exists*
The Crown: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF
Bowser: *becomes bowset*

by DragonDan September 25, 2018

Canyon Crown

A Canyon Crown is the head of a victim who has been decapitated by Giza Glass. The Giza Glass doesn't entirely cut off a part of the human body, but instead when a body part is cut off, the victim can still control it and has no real body effects due to the nature of the glass. The part of the body that has been cut off will swell up and grow if not treated with vinegar, hence why Canyon Crowns appear in such a large size.

Wow, I really can't believe my aunt went to the Grand Canyon, got decapitated by some big-ass statue with a weird sword, and became a fucking Canyon Crown.

by Lil_BJ December 29, 2023

Crown rumping

The act of getting some one black out drunk on Crown Royal, inserting your fist into their anus, and leaving before they awaken.

I think my girl friend went crown rumping last night because my ass hurts and there were plastic gloves on the night stand this morning.

by Piptholomew June 23, 2017