crumpet hole

Another word for a British douche. Also used as another word for a crusty oozing twat

Your a dirty crumpet hole.

Don't stick your Wang in her crumpet hole.

by Portuguese asshole March 9, 2014

Beat Hole

Reference to the vaginal or anal orifices of a dirty prostitute. Used and abused holes that are worn and loose and typically disease riddled.

I paid $5 to pound her beat hole for half hour. Now my cocks all itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

scoping hole

The act of looking for various female holes to stick your member into. Could refer to the mouth, anus, vagina, or ear (depending on your skill level). Proverb originated at Big White B.C.

DUDE! you should have seen us scoping hole last night, we saw 5 10's, 14 9's and a shitload of greasy creatures!

by ktownkillakdub February 5, 2010

danger hole

Danger hole is a reference to a woman's vagina, and the trouble that it can get you into.

I really want to sink my meat into that danger hole, but I'm sure it will come back to haunt me....

by B-Rad6977 December 7, 2019

Saint hole

A lovley jelly (or somtimes syrup) filled hole for packing random objects in.

Nothing like a good saint holeing...Mmmm sticky.

by SpideR34 December 9, 2007

meth hole

A hole dug into the ground by a meth head. Some meth hole projects can last for several days straight with only a handful of short breaks for water and more meth. Never attempt to interrupt an active meth hole dig site..

Did you see that meth hole in bob’s front yard? It’s freaking huge!

by twolegsgood January 29, 2019

Poon Hole

vaginal canal or general reference to pussy, see also poon.

I was hiding this in my poon hole for you.

by Poonacious D October 22, 2009