Zoombating

The act of masturbating on a Zoom call.

Jeffrey Toobin got busted for Zoombating.

by Dominican traveler 69 November 3, 2020

Zoom classes

What your school does for quarantine school. It makes you addicted to your phone and computer. It also drives your teachers crazy because no one unmutes. Also, you don't learn half the stuff you're supposed to. Also, it makes everyone develop intense social anxiety. So basically, your average school thing.

Kid 1: hey, I think I'm in your spanish class
Kid 2: yeah, same period too? Cool, see you in zoom class!
Kid 1: omfg I don't want to unmute what if people think my voice sounds weird??
Kid 2: aaaaaaaaaa mee toooooo! Zoom classes suckkkkkkkk
Both: just text the entire rest of the class and don't say anything (or learn anything

by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 8, 2020

Zoom

School in 2020

I should be in zoom class while I'm writing this sentence.

by LeMonJames November 9, 2020

Zoom

Zoom is an online video calling software, commonly used in schools during quarintine. We all hate Zoom.

I hate zoom.

by ThisIsTheLongestPossibleName+1 October 1, 2020

Zoomee

People born after 2010.

"What year were you born in?"
"2012
"Oh dang, you a Zoomee!"

by Otakupriestess October 11, 2020

zoom class

"Hi.. class... did you see i put a bird in my house? I-I-I---..."
"What happened to Ms. Crabtree?"
"...-times 8 equals?"
"Ms Crabtree i think you forgot to share your screen."
"Argh the plug ins won't work all these gadgets now a days."
--TWO HOURS LATER--
"And thats why we should still be ruling the worl---l-l..."
"So Ms. Crabtree why didn't we get a homework assignment?-"
"Young MAN!! why didnt you show me the homework assignment you will be getting an F minus minus for this."
"But Ms--"
--The zoom class ended.-

"zoom class is like prison"
"yea prison that disconnects every 4 seconds lol"

by scarful23 November 17, 2020

zoom meet

lessons here, torture hooray

noooo zoom meet

by angman.tangman December 1, 2020