Xbox One Paranoia Syndrome

A condition when you feel as if the camera on your Xbox one Kinect is recording everything you do and showing it to random people.

John Doe: Hey is it just me or is that Kinect camera on the Xbox one recording us?
Tom Harry: Dude, I think you have Xbox one Paranoia Syndrome. You should get checked for that.

by Phoenixwiggles May 27, 2013

xbox 360

A respected console with great games and a low price that makes it attract more people than just rabid fanboys. It clearly understands that the main purpose of game consoles is to actually play games, instead of sucking cash out of people's wallets with fancy-ass, Ferrari-priced video players and snail-paced web browsers. Of course, if you want the 360 to be an all-purpose media center, you can buy some optional accessories to give it that ability. Basically, with the 360, you get a great gaming/media experience, and you don't need a 7-digit salary to do so.

Nearly all of the good games on the ps3 can be found on the xbox 360.

by The D-Man November 25, 2006

xbox party

where people who play Xbox LIVE, get drunk or high, and play online together, instead of having a real party

"Whatd you do this weekend"
"Me and Vinny got faded and played Call of Duty 4 till like 3a.m."
"Wow... how fun... an Xbox party..."

by SPxCA May 21, 2008

xbox

One of the three current mainstream consoles. Although there is a little variety in the xbox library, it is basically a system for those who want mindless bloodbath shooters.

The Xbox is single-handed responsible for the generation of kids that are growing up thinking they are total badasses because they run over cops in Grand Theft Auto.

by little geek August 9, 2005

Xboxistis

When someone has been playing the xbox for too long and starts to glow green resulting in the xbox logo forming in their eyes and the person looking like they are hypnotised by the screen in front of them.

"Doug is off school again today!"
"Didnt you hear? He has Xboxistis!"

by Oliver Kerry December 29, 2007

Xbox Live Colleague

A person you know in real life, but are only friends with them on Xbox Live.

"Dude, you wanna go hang out tomorrow?"
"...We're Xbox Live Colleague. Let's play cod instead."

by Lisfordislexia August 10, 2009

Xbox

A good code word for weed.
Playing Xbox=smoking weed.
(Live) Subscription= the weed that's bought and/or used
Xbox Controller= Any instrument of your choice to smoke the weed.

GameStop= your dealer, or anywhere you can purchase any "Controllers"

-Any other related Xbox material could be used as a code word of your choice too! Be Creative!

Mom- What are you boys doing?
Little Jimmy- oh, just gonna play some Xbox up in the attic. But i need to get a live subscription first at GameStop. We just Can't wait to break in our new controllers too!
Mom-Oh, you boys have fun Me and Daddy will be in the basement playing Dreamcast!

Little Jimmy-Umm....

by Black Man 2012 March 5, 2011