Whale Penis

If something is the coolest of the cool, the biggest of the big, then it is "Whale Penis," because penises are important, and nobody rocks the penis harder than the whale, owner of the world's largest penis.

Sin City is so Whale Penis, man, that the day I saw it, my wife and kids left me, I got fired from my job, and my car blew up, but it was still an awesome day because I saw that Whale Penis movie.

by Josh Hartnett August 28, 2005

Giving A Whale A Tic Tac

A term used when a male is having intercourse with an extremely loose woman. The vagina has been so used, abused, and widened that the act of intercourse is likened to a Tic Tac (Penis) is being thrown into the mouth of a Whale (Vagina)

"Yeah I fucked that prostitute, but it was like Giving A Whale A Tic Tac"

by Bobbycuz May 11, 2006

whale punch

As you cum in a girls mouth you punch them in the stomach, so your cum comes out of her nose.

I gave that bith over there a whale punch!!!

by Ben Hollins December 8, 2007

Whale Whore

noun; whale whore: term used to describe a 'vegan fag' who tries to act badass but in reality is just an attention whore.

The reality show Whale Wars has been renamed Whale Whores by the geniuses behind South Park. The captain is a perfect example of a hippy trying to act badass but doesn't actually do anything badass.

"Wow, that liberal protester is such a whale whore."

"That whale whore should just go away, nobody wants to listen to their whining and he isn't convincing anybody."

by guywithabrain November 3, 2009

Whaleologist

A person who has devoted their life to the study of fat, emo, females on the internet. A whaleologist is obsessed with stalking girls on websites such as Facebook or MyYearbook. Once the whaleologist has found its species of interest, he will go after the species with all of his might. He will send thousands of texts, walk across state lines, and take five trains just to study the amount of fat on said specimens stomach and the amount of cuts on her wrist.

-"Hey! I heared you were a whaleologist?"

-"Yeah, I'm one of the best"

-"What type of whale are you studying now?"

-"I don't know I have to log on to my computer and check my inbox after sexting 500 girls"

by The Obama Supporter February 4, 2010

whale net stockings

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.

Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.

by Silver tongued liar September 29, 2013

whale

the love of your life. a person you have so much emotion for that it is bigger than a whale. a person you have an infinitely large amount of love for or towards. a person you love so much it makes the size of a whale insignificant. usually this type of person is very sexy and attractive, has gorgeous eyes, and are very funny, and should have alot in common with you.

i love my whale.
i love you as much as a whale.
my boyfriend is such a whale.

by meggieann April 11, 2009