Whack a Craig

To smoke weed, whether in public or with your m8s

Person 1:Hey dude wus poppin?
Person 2:Not much

Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate

by DoritoDoS April 19, 2018

Weed whacking

An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.

Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?

by MegaMarc September 24, 2016

Weed-whacked

Being high enough to the point where you feel 'too' high, or uncomfortably so. One would consciously turn down another hit.

Tim: "Hey want to hit this?"

John: "Naw man, I'm weed-whacked

by Mgl921 May 26, 2013

paddle whacking

Masturbatory term.

I saw that tweet from Jessica Alba and just had to start paddle whacking.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

cry whack

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying and using your tears as lubrication.

"Hey open your door and stop cry whacking Tim"
"Would you like some tissues with that cry whack?"

by Kaiser Solsay April 26, 2006

Whack the haggis

Glaswegian term for the vigorous two handed option of masturbation while watching reflection in mirror.

Eg '' Hamish decided to 'whack the haggis' when his mother walked in with the coco pops...''

by Samanda#1 November 29, 2009

cross-whacked

Having the quality of being backward, tangled, disorganized, broken, or inane.

I was terrified by a mass Python installation marathon. Especially when having versions of 2.x and 3.x, python seems to get cross-whacked.

DUDE are you wires cross-whacked? I mean you put the egg straight in
the pudding without beating it?

Dude... This engrish/chinglish/spanglish manual for my computer is
totally cross-whacked.

Yo maaaaan help me out, I need to untangle these controllers, they're
totally crosswhacked...

God: "Haha, I'll make the left side of your brain control your right
side and the right hemisphere control your left side"
Adam: "That's totally cross-whacked"
God: "Oh and sugar will taste really good but be super bad for you."
Adam: "Wow... Thanks..."

by Micro Farad April 28, 2011