Suicide wednesday

After a long weekend of beer/drugs and the hangover/fear/paranoia are as strong as ever and you just want to end it.

The weekend was amazing but 3 days later I want to end it. Definitely suicide wednesday

by Duke L July 12, 2017

Whip ur dick out wednesday

Every wendsday is whip ur dick out wednesday.

It’s self explanatory.

Hey Nate it’s whip ur dick out wednesday!

by cuurlykidem April 15, 2020

Mr. Wednesday

One who is always is tring to be in the MIDDLE of everything. i.e. conversation, events, etc...
One who is sticks their nose in every one elses buisness.

This comes from the days of the week. Wednesday falls in the MIDDLE of the week. Right in the middle, Just like a Mr.Wednesday always in the Middle

Excuse me MR. WEDNESDAY this is a private converstaion between me and your Mom. And she better have my Money

by Schpapy August 24, 2005

White Wednesday

The day before Thanksgiving, aka the biggest bar night of the year.

Jim: What are you doing on White Wednesday?
Jon: Getting shitfaced so I can sleep straight through the Lions game the next day.

by BigWillieX November 17, 2009

ash wednesday

Catholic Holy Day observed 40 days prior to Good Friday, where believers walk around with dirt X on their forehead in order to flaunt their holiness.

Normal Guy: Dude, you have some dirt on your face
Jesus-Freak: Really? I wasn't aware. It must be my pure righteousness made manifest, seeping through my earthly pores. Bow to me!

by Andrew Thrillson March 5, 2004

Ass Wednesday

Ass Wednesday- a step in ATM where the man marks the sign of the cross on the female’s forehead using the poop on the tip of his dick.

Had to give her an “Ass Wednesday” because there was shit on my dick when I pulled out of her butt last night.

by M Dot Cully April 11, 2011

White Girl Wednesday

A weekly holiday in which white girls illegally go to Caribou Coffee before the school day starts promptly at 8:25 AM. Don't worry, you do not have to be white or a girl to participate in this somewhat-religious holiday.

Wow! So many people showed up to Caribou today! It must be White Girl Wednesday!

by Gluteuszebra October 11, 2014