Watermelon Party

A stab at green politics, which is nothing but a socialist sham disguising itself under the guise of green politics. It's just like a watermelon, green on the outside, red on the inside.

Voter #1: I'm about to cast my ballot for the green party.
Voter #2: You seriously about to vote for those socialist ecoterrorists in the watermelon party?

by John Doe 09378 September 26, 2020

moldy watermelon

when you get a blowjob from someone with a mouth infection

chungus: yoo bingus how was your night
bingus: bad, nle glopnar gave me a moldy watermelon

by big floppa October 17, 2020

Watermelon Sugar

An overused song by Harry Styles. We all know it and we all hate it.

Person #1: Have you heard Watermelon Sugar yet?

Person #2: Yes, and I hate it

by hellllllllllllooooo April 9, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

ahhh

Watermelon Sugar... ahh

by ManLikeBilalG August 24, 2021

Watermelon Lancing

noun- a watermelon, with a hole drilled throught the center (length wise). Where two penises are inserted through opposite ends, and meet in the middle. Where they " kiss ". The " Kissing " of the penises, is where the head of one penis, presses against the head of the other penis, in a kissing motion. It can also be considered a game, where the objective is to push the other penis out of the hole.

Last friday, Billy and I had a watermelon lancing competition.

by Super_Anon October 16, 2014

Watermelon fuck

When your really mad at a water melon,
Water melon is a dick at times but when he's a big dick call him watermelon fuck

Hello (name here) this watermelon fuck decided to disappear

by General watermelon March 7, 2021

watermelons sugar

sugar you put on watermelon to enhanse flavor, its an explosive that would blow up the watermelon

"watermelons sugar is the best."
"wher can i get watermelons sugar from"

by scoopdedewhop8 March 22, 2021