wanger

A half erected, half cocked...cock. Usually appear in gym class, around semi attractive women, and rooms with slutty late-nite TXT commercials playing. A hybrid (if this is the right time for such a word) of a normal wang and your average boner. Alas! The wanger is born!

Ex. 1 :
Joey: Dude, I just saw Kelly wearing those short gym shorts and I got a wanger.
Chris: Why didn't you get a full boner?
Joey: I noticed she keeps missing some spots where she shaves her thighs...=(
*wanger fades*

Ex. 2:
Chris: I was flippin' through channels last night and one of those TXT SNIZZ commercials came on and gave me a wanger.
Joey: Really? Why not a full boner?
Chris: After the commercial, I noticed I stopped on Golden Girls and that killed it right away...=(

by freqazoid March 5, 2008

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Wangsaber

The mighty sword wielded by Tofu Ninja, the all-mighty uber guy that seriously kicks ass. The wangsaber has special attack that fires a white sticky substance to blind/halt foes.

"You will feel the wrath of my wangsaber!" yelled Tofu with anger.

by The Almighty Tofu Ninja July 12, 2005

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wangstang

One who often annoys ones partner.

You wangstang, you ate all the chinesefood.

by Jameschbroad June 5, 2007

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wang-chink

a chinese person who closely resembles a penis

"chan looks like a knob"
"ya he's a wang-chink"

by will_ranns April 11, 2007

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wang whacker

n. Wang-Whacker refers to a person or thing in which comes in contact with or has physically/romantically been involved with more than one wang in a violent/sexual manner. whang whackers love wangs.

dis bitch is a wang whacker.

by samCal June 7, 2007

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