waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

Wait for it

only the coolest middle name ever

josh WAIT FOR IT hellbag

by /_(@-@)_/ January 26, 2022

wait

Yes

Unfortunately

I cannot

wait

forever

by Krkič November 10, 2019

Wait!

SCAPHISM! THAT'S IT!!! THAT'S how I'll survive the next 6 days without food! SCAPHISM!

Hym "Wait! I have honey! I can stuff myself with honey and because it's nutrient-rich I will survive until Thursday! Yes! Hurray scaphism!!!"

by Hym Iam June 15, 2025

Waites

Someone in their 20's who does jigsaws for fun

I have my free jigsaw to do today, i'm such a Waites

by Notsureaboutthisone June 2, 2020

Bating and waiting

V. Act of masturbating while waiting for a sexual parter to show up.

Dude: Hey, man didn't you say you were gonna get some asstonight?

Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry about her. I got her bating and waiting

by Noizey December 6, 2015

try wait

hawaii pidgeon to tell someone to hold on

brah try wait fast kine I doing someting

by ktowntrash November 25, 2023