Washing the pearl

A girls sneaky cover word for masturbating through clitoral stimulation. Often causes confusion.

"Katie was refusing to Skype me last night. She said she was busy 'washing the pearl'"

"What does that even mean?"
"Idk man, idk"

by izzie :3 July 8, 2015

Washington Wet Smacker

When during intercourse, a sexual partner urinates on the second's buttocks, then spanks their buttocks as hard as they can to produce a loud, wet smack.

Samantha gave Josh a Washington Wet Smacker, which could be heard downstsirs accompanied with a manly scream.

by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016

Washington Fireball

When one takes a wig, soaks it is gasoline, and hurtles it towards a loved one.

Mom: Ima kill your brother!
You: Why?
Mom: He tried to give me a Washington Fireball!
You: Oh @#$%

by dhughes June 14, 2016

Washington Hot Tub

A bathtub you take a shit in, commonplace in Washington State.

Tanna went to the bathroom for the 8th time, but this time she used the Washington Hot Tub.

by GratzNaturia June 7, 2016

washingtongue

The official language of the USA
NOT ENGLISH

USA- Hey Britain, how does it feel to be irrelevant?

Britain- How does it feel to be speaking ENGLISH?

USA- I dont speak english... I speak WASHINGTONGUE

by 🇩🇪🇩🇪 June 10, 2019

Washington Cherry Tree

When two people are having violent sexual intercourse in a tree house and they make the entire tree fall down

I'm guessing my insurance doesn't cover Washington Cherry Trees, huh... Oh well.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

washing room

the best place to cry at 2 am because you hate your self

Friend: Where are you?
Me: in the washing room listening to "slapping songs to fight god to"
Friend: I'll take the liberty of signing you up for theripy

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020