velvet caviar

A texture of pussy that also smells like sea bass.

Man that girl I hooked up with last night was like velvet caviar.

by Bullitproofone September 15, 2022

Velvet carwash

When sumone with not one tooth performs oral sex

Man she gave me a velvet carwash all night long.

by Codeinekrazy13 October 8, 2022

Red Velvet Switch

When you pull out a used tampon and a piece if shit out of a girl and switch spots.

April gave Brittany a red velvet switch at the party last night. It was

by Chicken 'n Melon December 15, 2021

Red Velvet Cake

When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.

Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.

by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022

Velvet Vise

When 2 women mush their piss holes together.

Two lesbians created a velvet vise with their mysterious lady parts.

by anonymous August 20, 2024

Velvet Chamber

A poetic and sensual term referring to the vagina, highlighting its soft and intimate qualities.

"Last night, he couldn’t stop talking about how soft and inviting my Velvet Chamber was."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.

Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.

by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024