Valen

An amazing person that never fails to impress you.

My bad habits lead to late nights dancing alone, conversations with some stranger I barely know, swearing this will be the last time but it probably won't

"oh god, haven you seen that masterpiece of s person? they're a total valen"
"They like Ed Sheeran? Well, of course they do, they're a valen"

by someonewhocares72738_8 October 30, 2021

Honey Vager

A vagina that shows little regard toward it's own well-being in the pursuit of consumption.

Her Honey Vager doesn't even care it just takes what it wants.

by Eddie Head January 28, 2012

Deep Vader

Making a girl talk like Darth Vader while deep-throating.

"I made her deep Vader while watching star wars."

by Vader 1 August 2, 2012

Pascoe Vale Hug

Stabbing a random stranger with a screwdriver.

They gave him a Pascoe Vale Hug, but he survived.

by frqnscy12087 September 8, 2013

Narp Vader

A NARP that has become so consumed with the NARP lifestyle that he cannot live life any other way; a NARP that has gone completely to the Dark Side.

Narp Vader is also in complete denial of his current dwelling within the realm of the Dark Side.

Narp Vader is generally against any form of fun, even when it is none of his goddamn business.

Whereas Darth Vader wears a dark mask and cape, Narp Vader is capable of blending into most crowds, making him a far more dangerous threat.

Eric: So Vader, I heard you're doing training this year.

Narp Vader: Yeah they totally made me. I had no choice.

Eric: Really? So did you apply to do anything else?

Narp Vader: ..... *Makes Darth Vader noise*.....

by Luke Skynarper November 6, 2013

Darth Vader

He is your father and deep down you f**king know it so stop being a p**sy and say: "Yes Dad! Lets stop by at your favourite Coffee Shop and talk about how you toootaly killed Mom."

Standup (and totally gay) Comedian Joe who used to be a doctor but was fired for sexual misconduct: "Did you know Darth Vader's testicles got burned off along with his legs and those gorgeously handsome eyebrows. I just wish I could’ve been there to save it so that it could be added to my wonderful collection.

Entire room: Cricket! Cricket! CRICKEEET!!!

by Nemortul November 11, 2019

parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

by TimesAreToughMan April 18, 2020