Velvet Jasshole

Someone who knows that Isabella from Phineas & Ferb would veat Goro from Mortal Kombat with ease

Man Velvet Jassholes suck, just because a child pushed a mountain into a city doesn't mean she beats a half sragon with 4 arms

Yes it does fuckwit

by VelvetVessel July 30, 2021

Red Velvet

Minecraft Youtuber and streamer who don't listen to Kpop or bake cakes, often mistaken for a very angry Dream Stan.

Is also Antfrost's boyfriend and without socks.

P1 on Twitter : Wow this Dream Stan really is horny on main huh what a toxic community
P2 : He know Dream since high school you dumbfuck

Or

P1 : This "Red Velvet" account is crossing Antfrost's boundaries I think they just posted about his ass's circumference

P2 : hahahaha

by Edgar House August 30, 2021

Velvet Vise

When 2 women mush their piss holes together.

Two lesbians created a velvet vise with their mysterious lady parts.

by anonymous August 20, 2024

Velvet Chamber

A poetic and sensual term referring to the vagina, highlighting its soft and intimate qualities.

"Last night, he couldn’t stop talking about how soft and inviting my Velvet Chamber was."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.

Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.

by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024

Red velvet

When a ginger’s (ex. Ach) white milk goes into beans pus when she’s on her period, making a red velvet baby cookie cause she loves cookies; a recipe for a child

Bean and neigh red velvetted so hard last night

by Aimandhuzz November 25, 2024

velvet tip

The subtle touch of velveteen shoulder of a guitarist’s shoulder

I touched his velvet tip

by Velvettipmaster November 30, 2024