Guy One: "Dude, last night pulled off a Velvet Hattrick!!"
Guy Two: "You think that's something? This morning I completed a Velvet Six Pack!!!"
Guy Two: "You think that's something? This morning I completed a Velvet Six Pack!!!"
by BigT588 July 15, 2018
Get the Velvet Six Packmug. by Codeinekrazy13 October 8, 2022
Get the Velvet carwashmug. Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.
Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024
Get the Velvet Spoon Routinemug. by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022
Get the Red Velvet Cakemug. Sickeningly sweet and soft tunnel desired by men and women worldwide. Located between the legs of an eager woman.
by stage slave January 31, 2023
Get the Velvet Tunnelmug. by Chicken 'n Melon December 15, 2021
Get the Red Velvet Switchmug. The guy who said something somebody else thought was homophobic trash wasn't a comedian and didnt think anything he ever said was the least bit funny. He didn't think a velvet mafia had anything to do with what he said being called homophobic trash, he thought it was just a few whining people, and that most didnt really care what he said, because from experience he knew that most people didn't care what he said or did.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
Get the Velvet mafiamug.